The smiling Guru pictured above, a Hero of film, television, countless books, eulogies, elegies, newspaper and magazine articles, is certainly responsible, more than any other human, for the degradation of the Modern Mind - and the destruction of American Youth.
My daughter is 12. She used to read for hours. For fun. I kept her away from video games and extended exposure to the Idiot Box. She loves - or loved - to read. She says she still does.
But because of the Satanist pictured above, she now has access to a tiny little delivery device that promises to addle her mind, and is very hard for a parent to police.
Her phone is certainly the most effective brain addling tool ever invented. All thanks to the Evil Bastard pictured above. I hope he rots in hell. Because my poor daughter no longer needs permission to watch the idiot box or play on her computer. Her Mind Numbing Device is portable, tiny, and impossible to monitor for a parent. Good job, Steve Jobs, you're destroyed the youth of America. And America loves you for it.
These were the hottest sellers this black Friday:
Real Racing 3 for Android
Pure car Games could not miss from this article, especially if they are free. Real Racing 3 especially impresses by the graphics and the actual selection of cars and tracks. For example, you can climb behind the wheel of official Porsche, Lamborghini, Dodge, Bugatti and Audi cars, and you can try out your skills on circuits that have become legendary in the world of motorsports, such as Spa-Francorchamps, Silverstone, Laguna Seca or Hockenheim. However, to avoid long waiting times for repairing cars or buy new ones faster and stronger you have to pay real money and this limits somehow the enjoyable game experience.
The subway is my preferred ride, so it is not surprising to me, as the other 50 million users liked Subway Surfers. In this popular Android game you aim to run the metro network in various cities of the world (including Beijing) to earn coins to improve skills and, especially, to escape the pursuit of an inspector and his dog that will give you permanent headaches. Are you ready for adventure?
FIFA Soccer Games and Football Manager Handheld type are quite costly, which is why Top Eleven has earned a good reputation because it is free Android game. Even if doesn’t excel in graphics, Top Eleven Football Manager is a complex game, you have to take care of your own team: doing exercises, setting strategies, upgraded stadium and managing budgets. But perhaps the main advantage is that you play against real players in various competitions that mimic the Champions League, a national championship and cup.
Cut the Rope – Time Travel for Android
[video ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEWputinvRA[/video]Trivial as it sounds to cut a rope, it has proved a popular game. In this game version you will travel to the Middle Ages, the Renaissance, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, the Stone Age and you can be a pirate on a ship, but your goal remains the same: to feed two monsters with sweets.
- Amazon and RedLaser (available for Android, iPhone, Windows): These two apps let you check prices online, for those retailers that will match cheaper prices you find in hopes you'll buy on the spot.
- Cartwheel by Target (available for Android, iPhone): Target's app has coupons for everything from electronics to toys to cereal. Once you find a coupon you want to use, you tap the add button. Then present the cashier with a single barcode that has collected all the coupons you selected.
- Flipp (available for iPhone): This app helps you find and track newspaper circulars. You can leave the paper behind, as Flipp has digital versions with the coupons in them.