-The smiling Guru pictured above, a Hero of film, television, countless books, eulogies, elegies, newspaper and magazine articles, is certainly responsible, more than any other human, for the degradation of the Modern Mind - and the destruction of American Youth.
My daughter is 12. She used to read for hours. For fun. I kept her away from video games and extended exposure to the Idiot Box. She loves - or loved - to read. She says she still does.
But because of the Satanist pictured above, she now has access to a tiny little delivery device that promises to addle her mind, and is very hard for a parent to police.
Her phone is certainly the most effective brain addling tool ever invented. All thanks to the Evil Bastard pictured above. I hope he rots in hell. Because my poor daughter no longer needs permission to watch the idiot box or play on her computer. Her Mind Numbing Device is portable, tiny, and impossible to monitor for a parent. Good job, Steve Jobs, you're destroyed the youth of America. And America loves you for it.
These were the hottest sellers this black Friday:
It is no surprise that a racing game occupies a leading position among the most popular Android games and the Fast & Furious game has earned a reputation for good part of the film series of the same name. The action takes place on the streets of London, where you have the mission to earn a reputation in various races, but also to end the domination of a criminal organization composed of trained mercenaries. As you advance in the “career” to unlock cars, they are becoming more powerful in order to get into a position to make it faster.
Real Racing 3 for Android
Pure car Games could not miss from this article, especially if they are free. Real Racing 3 especially impresses by the graphics and the actual selection of cars and tracks. For example, you can climb behind the wheel of official Porsche, Lamborghini, Dodge, Bugatti and Audi cars, and you can try out your skills on circuits that have become legendary in the world of motorsports, such as Spa-Francorchamps, Silverstone, Laguna Seca or Hockenheim. However, to avoid long waiting times for repairing cars or buy new ones faster and stronger you have to pay real money and this limits somehow the enjoyable game experience.
Fruit Ninja is another popular intuitive game for Android where speed of response is the most important skill to progress rapidly. As the name implies, the game requires you to cut various fruits that appear in the landscape in a short time. There are three game types, namely Classic, Zen and Arcade, and a bonus Dojo section which includes new types of swords, the game environments and power-ups.
We stay in the racing car domain, but this time choosing a less common adventure, because, as the name suggests, Hill Climb Racing puts you in the shoes of a driver who should go with his car over the hills. You have 10 vehicles, from classic cars to trucks and tanks, and in the process you have to collect coins in order to improve their performance. The objective is to go through the 11 levels of the game that will carry on country roads from the desert to the Arctic ice to finally reach the moon!
I could not write this article about popular Android games without mentioning Angry Birds, probably the first successful game for Android. With a simple and intuitive graphics, the game throws you into a world where you have to kill pigs using a slingshot to catapult birds. Sure, as you get to higher levels you will encounter various birds and obstacles, and if you get bored you can try many other games in the Angry Birds series, of which we mention here only Angry Birds Space, Angry Birds Rio, Angry Birds Star Wars or Angry Birds Friends.
The subway is my preferred ride, so it is not surprising to me, as the other 50 million users liked Subway Surfers. In this popular Android game you aim to run the metro network in various cities of the world (including Beijing) to earn coins to improve skills and, especially, to escape the pursuit of an inspector and his dog that will give you permanent headaches. Are you ready for adventure?
FIFA Soccer Games and Football Manager Handheld type are quite costly, which is why Top Eleven has earned a good reputation because it is free Android game. Even if doesn’t excel in graphics, Top Eleven Football Manager is a complex game, you have to take care of your own team: doing exercises, setting strategies, upgraded stadium and managing budgets. But perhaps the main advantage is that you play against real players in various competitions that mimic the Champions League, a national championship and cup.
Cut the Rope – Time Travel for Android
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Trivial
as it sounds to cut a rope, it has proved a popular game. In this game
version you will travel to the Middle Ages, the Renaissance, Ancient
Egypt, Ancient Greece, the Stone Age and you can be a pirate on a ship,
but your goal remains the same: to feed two monsters with sweets.
- Amazon and RedLaser (available for Android, iPhone, Windows): These two apps let you check prices online, for those retailers that will match cheaper prices you find in hopes you'll buy on the spot.
- Cartwheel by Target (available for Android, iPhone): Target's app has coupons for everything from electronics to toys to cereal. Once you find a coupon you want to use, you tap the add button. Then present the cashier with a single barcode that has collected all the coupons you selected.
- Flipp (available for iPhone): This app helps you find and track newspaper circulars. You can leave the paper behind, as Flipp has digital versions with the coupons in them.
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