GILLIGAN'S ISLAND REVIVED AS PRESIDENTIAL REALITY SHOW 2016

STARRING:  THE MILLIONAIRE

                      

Egocentric, Bloviating, Narcissistic, Facile, Irascible and Fabulously Wealthy this character embodies all the qualities prized by voters in 2016 to make him by far and away the Presidential Front Runner.

AND HIS WIFE

       OF Course, The Billionaire  has now divorced his old bag of a wife and married the Movie Star - much to the delight of Social Conservatives everywhere,

AND WHAT ABOUT THE MILLIONAIRE'S WIFE?

                   

Somehow the Shallow, Materialistic Narcissist with no discernible qualifications has been Re-imagined as the only Democrat in the Field, and as such the anointed Front Runner.

THE PROFESSOR

         

EVERY CAMPAIGN SHOW NEEDS A PROFFESOR SO THAT EVERY FEW EPISODES HE CAN HAVE SOMETHING PASSING FOR AN IDEA TO GET THEM OFF THE ISLAND.

THEN THERE'S MARY ANN:  NOBODY"S QUITE SURE WHAT SHE'S DOING ON THE ISLAND - BUT SHE"S CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
               

THE SKIPPER: Despite the fact that this bozo's ignorance got them stranded on the Island in the first place, it never occurs to anyone to strap him to a bunch of coconuts and shove him off into the ocean.


           

AND OF COURSE GILLIGAN:  ITS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS SHOW BUT CAN ANYONE REMEMBER ANYTHING HE EVER DID OR SAID?  IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE SHOW'S CREATORS HE"D PROBABLY BE MANAGING AN ARBY'S IN SARASOTA AND CARING FOR HIS RETARDED BROTHER